When our family cat died, my parents sent me a text. A mass e-mail was the logical response to a...
JoinedMay 28, 2017
Matt Patches is a writer and reporter in New York whose work has been featured on Grantland, Vulture, Esquire, and VanityFair.com.
You adjust the bowtie on your tuxedo. I’m at Cannes, a fucking dream come true.