Heathers is not a movie about teenagers having teen problems. It’s the story of kids dealing with very adult problems that they’ve inherited from society.
I don’t really like my friends: Swatch-dogs and Diet Cokeheads. I got paid in puke, no fags allowed. You were a Bluebird. It’ll be very. You were a Brownie. Fuck me gently. I love my dead. What’s your damage? You were a Girl Scout with a cookie. You were a...